Friday, April 29, 2011

ⓌⒽⒶⓉ Will ⓉⒽⒺⓎ Think of Ⓝ€✘Ⓣ: PC Mice Gone Wild!

Ok fellow bloggers and readers, get ready for some weird, unique and 'wtf' looking mice I've discovered and collected over the past few weeks.  Alot of them you may have seen before - and others, maybe not:

The Hamburger Mouse

I don't know about you guys, but the only good thing I can say about using this kind of mouse (besides looking good enough to eat) is that at least it won't leave bread crumbs and fixins' all over your keyboard!

"We all know what it's like to return to the same mouse day in and day out. Yesterday's sandwich and this morning's donut have created a sticky, unsanitary sheen that makes working messy business.This is where the Belkin F5L007-SCROLL Washable Mouse comes in." - Amazon Product Description
Yes, they said washable... and you guys are slobs! Yuck!  But for all you germ freaks out there, this is the mouse for YOU!  The color seems to be
availabe only in chocolate brown for the moment - great for blending in those coffee spills!

Shit!  While you're at it, why don't you just get one of those washable keyboard (Kensington Washable USB/PS2 Keyboard with Antimicrobial Protection) too so that way you can throw them all in the dishwasher after supper along with your dishes and presto!  Everything is clean and ready to be slobbered all over again!

The Booby Trak

Ok, this PC Track Ball that looks like a breast is perfect for the right or left hand fondlers!  It's as simple to use as an ordinary trackball or mouse. Just roll the nipple under your fingers to point, and click on the two-button aureole to select.

And if you want to go completely with the breast theme, why not pick up one of these handy 3D Mouse Pad Anime girl Squeezing Breasts  which would complete it nicely.  If fondling the track ball just isn't enough to get you through the day, squeezing these babies will!

Just be sure to put them all away and take out your other 'boring' versions when the in-laws pop over!

I found this other 'breast' mouse also but I don't think you can buy it here since it was made... you know.. only in China...

 I love this one!  Simply because it lights up, lol!  New BMW car USB optical mouse. When connected to the computer, 5 LEDs will turn on (2 headlights, 2 backlights and scroll wheel).

This is for all you men who wish you could own a BMW and is willing to settle for the next best thing... ok, maybe not the next.

When the 'wifey' is gone and no one is watching, just un-hook it and pretend it's a little racing car and go vroom vroom around your computer desk!  Go on - you know you want to.

The Basketball Mouse

Well, what can I say.  The name says it all - a basketball mouse.  But not just any basketball mouse.  It's a dramatically different computer mouse: First-of-its kind, ball-shaped mouse with luxe, gel-cushioned cover for luxurious feel and superior ergonomics.   The cleverly designed ball-shaped Jelfin Mouse is ensconced in a soft, luxe gel covering that hugs the entire surface area and sets a new standard for comfort. Jelfins intelligent new design fits perfectly the curvature of your hand, providing a more natural and comfortable feel than a traditionally shaped mouse. The unique shape and soft, jelly cushion keep hands relaxed and comfortable for longer periods of time at the computer and put less tension on the wrist and forearm. Cool computer mouse meets cushiony stress-relief ball.

It seems enticing to the touch!  So who the hell needs a breast mouse then when they can squeeze one of these instead without looking like a pervert!?!

The Creative Golf Mouse

What a fun mouse to help relieve stress while at the office, lol.   Wishing you were somewhere else while working?  Well now you can do a 'little' putting doing your spare time!

...And Just When I Thought I've Seen Them All:

The Gold Mouse

Ok, this one is not real gold but I can pretend can't I?  I'll act like some rich bitch and get me one of these for when friends come over.  All I have to do now, is get me a gold laptop to match!

The Body (Parts) Mouse

This Body Mouse, designed by Chris Lomaka in 2002 but heretofore undiscovered, is just a concept, and something tells me it's going to stay that way. Not that there isn't a big market out there for people who want to look like they murdered someone and made computer peripherals out of their corpses, but, well, I guess there isn't.

The Sexy Mouse

No comment!

The Scorpion Computer Mouse

This computer mouse contains a real golden scorpion specimen sealed inside the clear case, preserved and dried so you can marvel at its pincers and stinger.  Eeek!

The Chocolate Bar Mouse

Yum!  NOW we're talking my kinda mouse!

The Hand Grenade Mouse

Well... I guess one good thing about this is - if an intruder shows up while you're busy at your pc, at least you can hold this mouse up and scare his ass right back to where it came from!  Just make sure the right side is aiming at him - not you!

The Real Mouse Mouse (Come again?)

Ah!  You mean a real mouse.. I mean a mouse that looks real.  WTF?  Why didn't I think of that!  How ingenious!  But that one looks like a real dead mouse - yuck!  Poor little mouse.
Why can't they just get a real one that's alive and just stick him in...  I don't know, another pc mouse and make sure he can breathe and....

The MLB Baseball Cap Mouse

Just more toys for the boys and those sports finatics!

They Get Even Weirder (Lord Help Us.. )

The Inflatable Computer Mouse

It is said that this inflatable mouse was created by a group of Koreans - based on the idea of portability, you know, the ability to be able to take it anywhere without taking up much space.  You just deflate it when not in use.  This idea is great and all but I was just wondering.... if you can't fit a flippin' mouse into your notebook or laptop bag to begin with, then what the hell???   And can you imagine blowing up this thing constantly - the spit and goo and germs and.... no thank you, I'll pass.

The Gun Shaped Mouse

If the hand grenade mouse didn't scare them away, maybe try this one.  If anything, at least you can fire away at your screen and take your frustrations out on it instead of your friends!

The Friday the 13th Mask Mouse

The Can Shape Mouse


The Liquid Big-toe-Foot-shaped-looking Mouse and other Liquid Mouses... I mean Mice

And finally...

The DIY Steampunk Mouse (Say What?)

The creator of this mouse, Peter Balch, took apart an original optical mouse and turned it into this... this... gross, brain-concoction-looking thingy!  Another do-it-yourself project well done! (I think).

Anyway, the poor fella was even nice, (and brave) enough to put up instructions on his website!

Then there's your...
retractable mouse
Heart-shaped-diamond-encrusted mouse, folding mouse, super-slim mouse, wooden mouse, bamboo mouse, mini-fm radio mouse, 3-D optical mouse, finger mouse, built-in numeric key pad mouse, animal-shaped mouse, mini-mouse, mickey-mouse mouse, the heated-mouse-that-keeps-your-hand-warm mouse,  the egg-shaped mouse, the airplane/jetplane/fighterplane mouse, the skype-phone mouse, a pair of arrowheaded-shape mouse, the MDMouse which is a self-administered-blood-pressure-monitoring mouse, the finger-print mouse, a dick mouse (just kidding- but they might as well, right?), the unilateral-retractable-hide-your-cable-mouse mouse .... PEOPLE, I could go on and on but not only is my brain starting to fry but my pc is starting to screw up so that's it!  If you want to see more - go find them yourself.. ok?  Bye!

Thanks for reading!

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