Wednesday, July 14, 2010

10 Things To Do With a Naked Man!

Ok, had this article: 30 Things to Do With a Naked Man but I narrowed it down to the first 10! Most men aren't that greedy so 10 was enough.. geesh!

1. Sneak Up Behind Him
Blow his mind with this sneaky move: Stand behind him and stroke his penis. This positions your palm flat against his member's sensitive underside, the same way he grips it when he masturbates. Then do a few things he can't do himself, like whisper in his ear or kiss his back.

...kissing his back heading right on down along the spine then kissing the cheeks of his butt....yes, I have to agree with them also on this one! Men seem to love this!!

2. Get Naked Too
There's a good chance that your guy has never feasted his eyes on your completely bare bod for more than a few seconds. Maybe it's because you undress quickly in a passion frenzy or your bodies are too close for him to really take you in. But letting him stare at you in the buff is a surefire libido trigger.

... there's probably a good reason why they've never feasted their eyes for more than a few seconds. Most 'normal' women, by nature, are a bit shy and conscious about the way they look so this is all 'fine and dandy' if you got a body to die for, otherwise, i think i'd stick to the 'few seconds' rule. Besides, too much of a good thing isn't always a good thing...

3. Let Him Be an Animal
Initiate a primal move that fuels his frisky craving. Give him an animalistic challenge by having standing sex. ( know the one - featured on every sex position books and articles..) Let him hold you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his lower back. He'll be in the aggressor role since he's holding you up with his arms and lower bod, and he also gets the visual thrill of watching your breasts bounce during the act.

... this would be great if you have silicone boobs, weigh under a 100 lbs and your man is built like 'king kong' (and I don't mean just strength-wise either)...

4. Break Out the Blindfold
Once you have him going crazy not knowing where your next lick, kiss, or stroke will land, treat your blindfolded boy to a slew of new sensations. Three to try: the feel of your hair, silk panties, or a string of pearls rubbed gently against his member.

... I don't really know what this blindfold crap is all about - maybe for the young ones, but for us more 'mature' ones... i don't know.. next!

5. Climb on Top

The majority of the dudes we polled in our most recent sex survey picked woman-on-top as their number-one nooky style. Bonus: This position can be very intimate since your faces are touching and you can slide your arms around each other so you're superclose. It's also a great method for delaying his orgasm a little longer
.... yes, it's a great position for men and women, but i'm shocked it was picked as the number-one 'nooky' style for men... shocked! I didn't think this turned on men THAT much!

6. Take a Sensual Shower

Steam up your bathroom mirror by standing thisclose together in the shower. Add the water pouring over you, and this is a perfect position for lots of wet, passionate kissing. You can also gaze into each other's eyes, further boosting the intimacy factor.

.... gaze into each other's eyes???.. screw that! There's ALOT more interesting things to do in the shower when you're both that slippery and wet!

7. Find His G-spot

A guy's prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus.
.... yes, this is a great little secret to know to drive a man crazy! And you shouldn't just stop at there - A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by rubbing his rear softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. Then slowly and gently insert your finger into his anus (a little bit of oil wouldn't hurt any), eventually going faster, slower, firmer - experiment to see what he likes!

8. Give Him a New Number

No doubt, you're intimately acquainted with 69. Now may we introduce you to 77? The number refers to the way you and your partner's bodies look when they meld together in this side-entry position. The unique angling practically guides his, uh, missile to your G-spot.
.... and what's this #77 position you say? :
"To reach numeric nirvana, lie on your side with your guy behind you so that you're both facing the same direction. Wrap your legs around his top leg and pull him close, pushing your butt toward him as he enters you. Once he's inside, straighten your legs in tandem with his so they're tightly sandwiched together, toes pointed. Stay connected as you simultaneously bend at your waists, while extending your legs at a 45-degree angle away from your bodies. "Folding over and assuming the 77 in this maneuver changes the angle of penetration, creating a direct penile pathway to the front vaginal wall where your G-spot is located."

9. Find a New Favorite Spot
Steam things up at home by moving outside the bedroom and doing it on top of a sturdy table, kitchen counter, bathroom sink, or hood of a car that's parked in your garage.

.... at the park - late at night, in an elevator - where there are no cameras... use your imagination for god's sake! This is a 'no-brainer' since everyone knows after awhile, the bedroom becomes a 'safe' place to have sex instead of a 'great' place.

10. Massage His Backside
Take oral sex to a whole new level by caressing his butt cheeks as you're going down on him. Double his pleasure with the synchronized motions that let you control the pacing
.... ok, here we go again with the men's ass thing. Women, you must know by now that a man love's his ass to be poked, prod, rubbed... whatever. This doesn't mean he's gay or anything... he just loves it! So go ahead - stroke and poke!



  1. My urologist performed "Trick" # 7 on me and I didn't like it !...

  2. My urologist performed "Trick" # 7 on me and I didn't like it !...

  3. hahaha.. oh Alexander, you are so funny! I guess it was not a female urologist! hahahaha...


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