Friday, May 20, 2011

ⓌⒽⒶⓉ Will ⓉⒽⒺⓎ Think of Ⓝ€✘Ⓣ: The Obama Action Figure.. P-leeeeeeaze!

The Obama Action Figure.... P-leeeeeeaze!

What were these people thinking or smoking when they were creating this doll - please, let me know so I can try to understand this mockery.

I'm sure you've all heard by now about those famous Navy Seals since the take down of Osama bin Laden.

  ❝The minute Obama said late on the night of May 1 that the U.S. had found and killed bin Laden, Emil Vicale knew which his action figure company’s would make next — Rambama.❞ -MSNBC
Rambama? Are you freakin' kidding me?  Does it even come with accessories like a Nobel Peace Prize, a Golf caddy and vacation coupons?  Or maybe it comes with 4 wives complete with 19 kids... oh sorry, that's the OSAMA doll, not the OBAMA.  Really, what a joke!
And as for you Emil...  remind me to KNOCK some sense into you when I see you!  What an insult to the Navy Seals!  And why is everyone glorifying and thanking the president like this was a critical decision he had to make all on his own.  It's a NO-BRAINER folks - you'd have to be brain dead not to make the call to kill bin Laden.  It was that or bomb and allied country.... duh!  As one woman said it best:

"Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. It's the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown."

What will they think of next?
Folks, you have no idea.  They've allready created....

 The Japanese Obama doll
 (complete with samurai sword and all... p-leeeeeaze!)

The Obama Cabbage Patch Doll

The Obama Paper Doll 

The Obama Sock Monkey

The Obama Jack-in-the-Box

The Obama Chia Pet

The Obama Ashton-Drake Baby Doll

The Obama Nesting Dolls

The Obama Plush Doll with Clip Tie

The Barack Obama Talking Doll


The Barack O'Buddha Candle


The Obama Shoe

People, there's even the

The Obama Hot Sauce


The Obama Sushi


The Barack Obama Tea Blend


The Obama Toast


The Obama Butter and Jam to spread on that toast

But those were nothing folks compared to

The Obama Toilet Paper


The Obama Love Doll

Dare I say it?  Ah, what the the hell...

The Obama Dildo

And if all this wasn't enough to make me shoot myself, I had to dig a bit further just because I'm so god damn curious and discovered these.............. haircuts!

Lord Help Us ALL!!

One final note:

If they must create a doll in his likeness, create a damn doll that looks like him, not like a handsome Denzel Washington/Rambo combination.  What the hell is this?

Create him as we see him!.... like THIS:

or better yet, like this

Somebody... anybody.. gimme one of them throttleneck chokeable obama dolls would you please, before I kill somebody.. grrr.

Rifle Shoot Shooting Fire Firing Gun Hunter Icon Icons Emoticon Emoticons Smilie Smilies Smiley Smileys Animated Animation Animations Gif Gifs

Craziness I tell you.  
Thanks for reading!

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