The Obama Action Figure.... P-leeeeeeaze!
I'm sure you've all heard by now about those famous Navy Seals since the take down of Osama bin Laden.
And as for you Emil... remind me to KNOCK some sense into you when I see you! What an insult to the Navy Seals! And why is everyone glorifying and thanking the president like this was a critical decision he had to make all on his own. It's a NO-BRAINER folks - you'd have to be brain dead not to make the call to kill bin Laden. It was that or bomb and allied country.... duh! As one woman said it best:
"Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. It's the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown."
What will they think of next?
Folks, you have no idea. They've allready created....
The Japanese Obama doll
(complete with samurai sword and all... p-leeeeeaze!)
The Obama Cabbage Patch Doll
The Obama Paper Doll
The Obama Sock Monkey
The Obama Jack-in-the-Box
The Obama Chia Pet
The Obama Ashton-Drake Baby Doll
The Obama Nesting Dolls
The Obama Plush Doll with Clip Tie
The Barack Obama Talking Doll
The Barack O'Buddha Candle
The Obama Shoe
People, there's even the
The Obama Hot Sauce
The Obama Sushi
The Barack Obama Tea Blend
The Obama Toast
The Obama Butter and Jam to spread on that toast
But those were nothing folks compared to
The Obama Toilet Paper
The Obama Love Doll
Dare I say it? Ah, what the the hell...
The Obama Dildo
And if all this wasn't enough to make me shoot myself, I had to dig a bit further just because I'm so god damn curious and discovered these.............. haircuts!
Lord Help Us ALL!!
One final note:
If they must create a doll in his likeness, create a damn doll that looks like him, not like a handsome Denzel Washington/Rambo combination. What the hell is this?
Create him as we see him!.... like THIS:
or better yet, like this
Somebody... anybody.. gimme one of them throttleneck chokeable obama dolls would you please, before I kill somebody.. grrr.
Craziness I tell you.
Thanks for reading!