A LAWYER RIDING HIS LIMO...
A lawyer riding in his limo sees two men along the roadside, eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have money for food," says he. "We have to eat grass."
The lawyer says, "Come home with me and I'll feed you."
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other man, he said, "You come with us also."