Saturday, March 26, 2011

☺On the Lighter Side...: PUN ON WORDS - supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

PUN ON WORDS - supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Mahatma Gandhi, "Great Soul and Father of the Nation", as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from
bad breath.

This made him .(Here we go).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

One - 'em All

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,

 "They're twins!  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

The Check is in the Mail

One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.

When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in America."

To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, when one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole.

Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and the zoo keeper immediately took steps to save the man's friend. The zoo keeper got an axe and asked the man, "OK, which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the female?" The New Yorker pointed out the female as the culprit. Quickly, the zoo keeper split the female gorilla open and found nothing of the Czech.

He looked at the man from New York, who shrugged and said,
 "Guess the Czech is in the male."

Repent and Sin No More!

So, this guy named Wayne is a painter, and a sly one at that. He discovered that he can make his paint go farther by thinning it with turpentine. And he thinned it a lot.
One day he got a contract from the First Baptist Church to paint their huge edifice. So he got out his scaffolding and began painting away. When he got near the end of the job, there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened and the rain poured down. It washed the thinned paint from the church and Wayne slipped to the ground, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Wayne is no fool. He got on his knees and cried out: "Dear God, forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice rang out: "Repaint! And thin no more!"

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