☺On the Lighter Side...: FBI Job Application

FBI JOB APPLICATION

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists -- two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a metal folding chair. Go in there and shoot Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never kill my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I looked into her big brown eyes and I just couldn’t do it. I just can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to go in and shoot her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

The agent heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with that folding chair."