☺On the Lighter Side..:First Time Ever

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret. The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I. Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do. Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine. I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast. I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came. At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS - GO AND SAY 3 'HAIL MARYS'...